Media Maestros Gifts

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Four children playing the flute.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Jean Philippe Rameau

These remarks are completely off the record

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Requiem

Every dishonest Politicians' worst nightmare Advisor: 'RUN, SIR, RUN!! IT'S A MEDIA-RITE!'

Performance Review

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Casual Mask Fridays

Super-modified grand piano.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."