Media Maestros Prints

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Four children playing the flute.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Jean Philippe Rameau

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

These remarks are completely off the record

"Cool game!"

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Casual Mask Fridays

Performance Review

Every dishonest Politicians' worst nightmare Advisor: 'RUN, SIR, RUN!! IT'S A MEDIA-RITE!'

Requiem

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Super-modified grand piano.

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

Natalie Merchant

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."