Memester T-Shirts

Mark Zuckerberg

Face painting.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Textin’"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Twitter censorship

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

Editor.

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Street Organ - Monkey

The Drummer