Meemster T-Shirts

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Textin’"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Moo Out Loud

Twitter censorship

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Beer Club for Men.