Meemster Mugs

Hillary Clinton

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Textin’"

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

Twitter censorship

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."