"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"
Management Memester Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate management humor with a witty twist. Perfect for the memester manager or team leader who enjoys starting their day with a laugh.
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'
'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'
'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'
'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'
'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'
Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder
Traffic Management Strategic Group
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
Project Manager Showdown
'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'
'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'
"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."
'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'
'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'
"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"
"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Kinda care, kinda don't."
"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."
"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"
"That last customer thinks I should fire you."
Employees need to be treated like adults...
'Treat me easy this morning.'
"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"
Roberto Mancini
"You deal with the nitty gritty, I'll handle the overview."
"Any questions?"
"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"
Management Memester Mugs Collection
Management Memester Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring management memes—adding humor and comfort to your favorite space.
Management Memester Prints
Decorate your office or home with prints that celebrate the management memester—funny, clever, and inspiring.
Management Memester T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts that capture the management meme spirit—perfect for casual Fridays or everyday fun.