Job Memester Mugs

Boss has workers on running machines.

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Kultural K9's.

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Malcolm Sargent

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Street Organ - Monkey

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The Drummer

I will be Bach.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Sergei Taneyev

Cesar Franck

Ennio Morricone

Musical Eye Test