Job Memester Gifts

Boss has workers on running machines.

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Malcolm Sargent

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Kultural K9's.

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

The Drummer

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

I will be Bach.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Musical Eye Test

Sergei Taneyev

Ennio Morricone