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US army with Twitter missile

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Textin’"

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Twitter censorship

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Tinnitus?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Sistine Selfie

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Dinosaur Group Think

American Gothic Selfie

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'