Memesmith Pillows

US army with Twitter missile

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"OMG, LOL!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Textin’"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Twitter censorship

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"Tinnitus?"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Dinosaur Group Think

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

American Gothic Selfie

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.