Meme Mastermind Pillows

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

"I'd like a trigger warning."