Tweet Mastermind Pillows

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Bike Wash

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"Great video, but the sound was off. I wonder whose fault that was."

"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"

'Gentlemen and ladies, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'