Literary Mastermind Pillows

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"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Jose Mourinho

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Fort