Literary Mastermind Mugs

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"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

Elevator dilemma.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Fort

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Brainstorming!