Tweet Mastermind Mugs

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Bike Wash

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

"Great video, but the sound was off. I wonder whose fault that was."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

Jose Mourinho

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"