Desktop Organizer Gifts

"I can't take the stench! Do me a favor and empty the old trash out of your recycle bin."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Can do...No can do

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Inout baskets.

Fittd shēt

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Two stressed drinking birds

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

His and Hers Garage

Irons In The Fire

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Carpet Cleaner.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'