Purr-fect Day Planner Gifts

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Do as many study days as you can

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

Swing by won't you?

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Cat's Calendar.

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

"Look, I haven't got all day....are you going to smile or not?"