"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."
Desk Date Planner Gifts
Looking for a creative way to stay organized? Our desk date planners combine functionality with fun, making them perfect for keeping track of appointments, deadlines, and daily tasks with a touch of personality that sparks joy and productivity.
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
Dating is so expensive...
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
Funnel of Love
The Reaper's Arms
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
"Do I have many meetings today?"
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Restaurant in the Strand.
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
Romantic Frogs
Romance
'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'
Couples Massage
"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."
Desk Date Planner Gifts Collection
Desk Date Planner Mugs
Explore our variety of desk date planner mugs—perfect for keeping you motivated and organized during busy mornings.
Desk Date Planner Pillows
Relax with our charming pillows inspired by desk planning—adding personality and comfort to your favorite space.
Desk Date Planner Prints
Decorate your workspace with unique prints featuring desk date planner motifs—blending style with practicality.
Desk Date Planner T-Shirts
Discover our playful collection of desk date planner t-shirts—great for showcasing your love for organization with a creative twist.