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"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Wedding Fayre

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"My schedule is just nuts."

Fertility Clinic

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

2020

Clock in, Clock out.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"It's my New Year!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Every Dog Has His Day

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

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