Monthly Planner Aficionado Gifts

Man plans his 2011 routine

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Wedding disaster #27.

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"My schedule is just nuts."

Fertility Clinic

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

The Werewolf planner

"It's my New Year!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Every Dog Has His Day