Monthly Planner Gifts

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

A spider meal prepping

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Clock in, Clock out.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'