Monthly Planner Gifts

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Like death by salad.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

A spider meal prepping

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."