Monthly Planner Aficionado Pillows

Man plans his 2011 routine

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"My schedule is just nuts."

Fertility Clinic

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"It's my New Year!"

The Werewolf planner

March madness

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Every Dog Has His Day

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."