Daily Planner Enthusiast Pillows

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

"My schedule is just nuts."

Fertility Clinic

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

2020

Clock in, Clock out.

No one said anything about blogging …

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"