Calendar Aficionado Pillows

Jan. 1, 2022 (Yes, already)

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

"It's my New Year!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Friday

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'How's business? Still slow?'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

March madness

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

School closings of the future