Quizzical Calendar Fan Pillows

"Why are you wearing a tutu?"

Friday

Trivia/Great Literature.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Do you have any why-to books?"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

March madness

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"It's my New Year!"

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Next years calendar.

Every Dog Has His Day

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Current Events.

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"She loves poorly translated Russian authors … really odd."

2012 Doomsday

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

Covid calendar

'It's always April 15th here.'

Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."