Quirky Calendar Lovers Pillows

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Friday

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Dog Calenders.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Pardon?'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"It's my New Year!"

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

Every Dog Has His Day

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

"Advent calendar please - for a 6 yr old, 10 yr old and 35 yr old."

"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."

Dinner

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

Current Events.

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"