Quizzical Calendar Fan Gifts

"Why are you wearing a tutu?"

Friday

Trivia/Great Literature.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Dog Calenders.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Do you have any why-to books?"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"It's my New Year!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

Next years calendar.

Current Events.

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

2012 Doomsday

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"She loves poorly translated Russian authors … really odd."

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

Covid calendar

'It's always April 15th here.'