Calendar Confusion Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Friday

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"It's my New Year!"

"Each door opens up a new curse."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

April 1 (April fools' day)

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

Next years calendar.