Calendar Confusion Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Friday

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"Each door opens up a new curse."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"It's my New Year!"

April 1 (April fools' day)

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

Mayan 2012

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Next years calendar.

Every Dog Has His Day

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'