Big Day Planner Mugs

"Look, I haven't got all day....are you going to smile or not?"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Babies.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Seventh Birthday

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'If you want to avoid the daily grind...of the organ, you could sell banana splits, entertain at birthday parties, work in a scientists lab or do accounting for politicians...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'APPY Birthday,Grandad!'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Chocolate cake

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

2010 Calendar.