Big Day Planner Mugs

"Look, I haven't got all day....are you going to smile or not?"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Babies.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Pin-atas

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Seventh Birthday

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Limbo Day at the Palace

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Clock in, Clock out.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'If you want to avoid the daily grind...of the organ, you could sell banana splits, entertain at birthday parties, work in a scientists lab or do accounting for politicians...'

Candle Menopause

'APPY Birthday,Grandad!'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Chocolate cake

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."