"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."
Lazy Date Planner Mugs
Start their day with a laugh with mugs that humorously celebrate the lazy date planner’s relaxed style. Perfect for coffee breaks or tea time, these mugs add a fun touch to their unwinding moments.
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
Dating is so expensive...
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."
Funnel of Love
The Reaper's Arms
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
Tunnel of Like.
scrabble love
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"
Restaurant in the Strand.
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
Romantic Frogs
Lazy Date Planner Mugs Collection
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