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'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

2020

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"How about a round the world ticket?"

O Christmas Tree...

"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

"You're very punctual, but you may lack a little in ability to plan ahead."

Observe, Prepare, Act

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"