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'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Saving for College.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'