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Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

New arrival

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

The Tunnel Of Love