Family-first Planner Gifts

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Saving for College.

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

The Tunnel Of Love