Calendar Conjurer Pillows

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witches of Instagram

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Appointments and Disappointments

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"She works best in hex mode."

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."