Calendar Enthusiasts' Day Gifts

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

School closings of the future