Calendar Enthusiasts' Day Gifts

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

Dog Calenders.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"It's my New Year!"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

School closings of the future

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"