Collecting Advent Calendars Pillows

"Typical. Only one bloody window open!"

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Lost Diary'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"It's my New Year!"

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

'How's business? Still slow?'

School closings of the future

April 1 (April fools' day)