Collecting Advent Calendars Pillows

"Typical. Only one bloody window open!"

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Lost Diary'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

March madness

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"It's my New Year!"

"Each door opens up a new curse."

'How's business? Still slow?'

School closings of the future

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

April 1 (April fools' day)

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."