Comedy Calendar Collector Pillows

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Turtle Hat

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Filet minion

Snowmobull

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

A trevor of trainspotters

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whose the new guy?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.