Calendar Comic Pillows

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Friday

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Appointments and Disappointments

Dog Calenders.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

A spider meal prepping

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Welcome to another edition of "Frank and Ernest's History." it's a little-known fact that calendars and sensationalistic reporting were invented almost simultaneously! I've devised a way of organizing days and years. I see. We have a dramatic, exclusive report! I don't want to alarm everybody but your days are now numbered!

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

April 1 (April fools' day)

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'