Calendar Comic Pillows

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Friday

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

A spider meal prepping

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

March madness

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

April 1 (April fools' day)

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Next years calendar.