Video Diary Keeper Pillows

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Professional woman in pub

"It's time to wake up!"

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Lost Diary'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

Pregnancy Test

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Thin and thick

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sponge Blog

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Biological alarm clock!

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

2020

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."