Video Diary Keeper T-Shirts

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Professional woman in pub

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"It's time to wake up!"

'Lost Diary'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I had half a date last weekend."

Pregnancy Test

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Thin and thick

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sponge Blog

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Biological alarm clock!

Gigolo Diary

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

2020

The baby born with a middle-aged brain. Darn it, I left the womb to get something … Now, what was it?

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

No one said anything about blogging …

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'