Diaries Pillows

'What's taking him so long?'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"I kept a diary of everything I haven't got around to doing for the last 30 years."

One line a day... Diary 2020

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Professional woman in pub

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Sponge Blog

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Gigolo Diary

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

The casual selfie

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Mystic's Diary

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."