Online Life Chronicler Gifts

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Wedding Selfie

Whoa

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Look for Office Friendly and Go the Other Way

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

"Everyone stay home."

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

Stoplight

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'

"I seem to have forgotten to opt out of Facebook being able to take my liver."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

'You really haven't got the hang of this blogging lark, have you?'

Bill's over-reliance on technology was beginning to slow down his robbery career.

My Biography - Modern Memorial