Online Life Chronicler Pillows

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Wedding Selfie

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

"Everyone stay home."

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

Stoplight

"I seem to have forgotten to opt out of Facebook being able to take my liver."

"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

'You really haven't got the hang of this blogging lark, have you?'

Bill's over-reliance on technology was beginning to slow down his robbery career.

"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"

My Biography - Modern Memorial