Chronicler Of Life Pillows

'Why do old people always hang around all day in bus shelters?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Life and Death

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Old and young

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

'Those who can do; those who can't, chronicle.'

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

Look for Office Friendly and Go the Other Way

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

Jean de Joinville

'I've got compassionate Conservatism fatigue.'

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"

"It' the dog."

'Wow! My whole life just passed before me.'

"My mother gets a note from the teacher every day. I'll be glad when her subscription expires."

"Mind if I journal?"

'Dear Diary... Still no change...'