Chronicler Of Chaos Pillows

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"My mother gets a note from the teacher every day. I'll be glad when her subscription expires."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

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Disorderlies

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

"Ahoy!"

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

The appointed time

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

'I can't find my key.'

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"You're so organized!"

Times of the day - Night.