Challenger Of Chaos Pillows

A hermit crab moves home

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

What My Day Feels Like

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Cinemuck

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

The horn of paper

"Ahoy!"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Office De-cluttering

Turn that noise down !

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'