Challenger Of Chaos T-Shirts

A hermit crab moves home

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Cinemuck

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

The horn of paper

"Ahoy!"

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Office De-cluttering

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Turn that noise down !

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

'Which box did you put the kids in?'