Counselor Of Chaos T-Shirts

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Fight or Flight

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

Bears going water skiing.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Riding School Chaos

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'