Seer Of Chaos T-Shirts

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

man juggling career, home and children

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Files.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Reading the Leaves.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'What was all that yelling outside?'